Showing posts with label latina. Show all posts
Showing posts with label latina. Show all posts

Saturday, January 1, 2022

I'm Feeling Old Now

Will this be my only post this year? Let's hope not.

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1. What did you do in 2021 that you'd never done before?

Got my first tattoo!!! And second. And third. Got my first covid vaccine!!! And second. And third. Ordered my first legal drink. Got shwasted. Drank in front of my grandparents at my cousin's wedding. Dated a woman (whom I am still head over heels for!) Did the lesbian deed with said woman lmao. Did my first ever wine tasting *heart eyes* Said wine tasting occurred with said woman in EUROPE so, basically my life is better than yours.

2. Did you keep your New Years Resolutions and will you make more for next year?

During a parmesan panorama punani pandemmy? Resolutions? More like I've been trying to stay alive, thanks.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?

My cousin Chloe had a baby girl born on my same exact birthday! Baby Lily is now my birthday twin, only twenty-one years younger :)

4. Did anyone close to you die?

Riccardo. It was too soon, my dear friend.

5. What countries did you visit?

I actually have fun answers this time! And you wouldn't think it 'cuz corona but still! I, of course, spent an annoying amount of time in the US and sadly didn't get to visit DR. However, I did get to visit the love of my life in SWITZERLAND of all places??? And then we took a quick little weekend trip to France, like...  my life cannot get more romantic or romanticized than that.

6. What would you like to have in 2022 that you lacked in 2021?

Predictability. Stability. A steady income. The usual.

7. What dates from 2021 will remain etched upon your memory and why?

February. First tattoo!
March 6. My 21st Birthday!!! (also hbd Lily)
April 20. No longer a lesbian virgin lol.
July. Memphis!!!
October. Switzerland <3 France <3 Zoë <3
December 2. Death Day Debut ;)

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?

Having the courage, determination, and the nerve to stand up for myself against my school administration when they were being classist, ableist, elitest fucks. And also getting to play a Latina character for the first time in my life—that was truly something.

9. What was your biggest failure?

Whoa there buddy, let's use some less violent language there, shall we? I wish I had noticed my value and worth in friendships and relationships sooner. I wish I had dropped people who did not serve me and realized sooner that they did not deserve me. I wish I had listened to my dear ones' warnings.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?

Ya girl is literally chronically mentally ill ahaha but other than that, didn't get the 'rona *knock on wood* so that's a win. I only had to put up with the lovely, delightful symptoms of aging, such as horrific tendonitis flare-ups in both my knees, among other less glamorous things.

11. What was the best thing you bought?

Plane tickets to see my Zoë <3 Oh and AN iPAD FOR SCHOOL THAT LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE (thank you Sabrina)!!!

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?

Not even gonna lie: mine. I did so much work on myself this past year, it's kinda wild and deserves recognition. And sure, I may not be where I want to be yet but I did some badass things that previous me never would have been able to.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled?

Many, of course, but I've got someone specific in mind. No matter, she won't be making appearances around here anymore.

14. Where did most of your money go?

Take-out food binges. And plane tickets (dear god they cost as much as a mortgage).

15. What did you get really, really excited about?

My first tattoo! Getting to star in a play that centered young, powerful Latinx voices. Getting to visit my girlfriend in EUROPE?!!! Truly any time I got to see her was a gift.

16. What song(s) will always remind you of 2021?

Head Over Feet. Jagged Little Pill Cast.
Kiss Me More. Doja Cat ft. SZA
MONTERO. Lil Nas X.
good 4 u. Olivia Rodrigo.
Woman. Doja Cat.
Balancing the Scales. Barlow & Bear.
Heat Waves. Glass Animals.
Best Friend. Saweetie ft. Doja Cat.
Woman. Diana Gordon.
DÁKITI. Bad Bunny ft. Jhay Cortez.
34+35. Ariana Grande.
drivers license. Olivia Rodrigo.
Levitating. Dua Lipa ft. DaBaby.
space girl. Frances Forever.
Promiscuous. Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland.
abcdefu. GAYLE.
STAY. The Kid LAROI ft. Justin Bieber.
Shivers. Ed Sheeran.
Easy On Me. Adele.
INDUSTRY BABY. Lil Nas X ft. Jack Harlow.
Bad Habits. Ed Sheeran.
Do It To It. ACRAZE ft. Cherish.
All Too Well (Taylor's Version). Taylor Swift.
Happier Than Ever. Billie Eilish.
love nwantiti (ah ah ah). CKay.
Beggin. Måneskin.
Oh My God. Adele.
SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY Remix. Amaarae ft. Kali Uchis, Moliy
One Right Now. Post Malone ft. The Weeknd.
traitor. Olivia Rodrigo.
Smokin Out The Window. Bruno Mars, Anderson .Paak, Silk Sonic.
Need to Know. Doja Cat.
THATS WHAT I WANT. Lil Nas X.
I AM WOMAN. Emmy Meli.
Ghost. Justin Bieber.
Meet Me At Our Spot. THE ANXIETY, WILLOW, Tyler Cole.
Peaches. Justin Bieber ft. Daniel Caesar, Giveon.
Life Goes On. Oliver Tree.
edamame. bbno$ ft Rich Brian.
GHOST TOWN. Benson Boone.
Don't Go Yet. Camila Cabello.
Save Your Tears. The Weeknd ft. Ariana Grande.
Bored. Billie Eilish.
Build a Bitch. Bella Poarch.
deja vu. Olivia Rodrigo.
Rasputin. Majestic, Boney M.
Astronaut in the Ocean. Masked Wolf.
Heartbreak Anthem. Galantis ft. David Guetta, Little Mix.
I GUESS I'M IN LOVE. Clinton Kane. 
telepatía. Kali Uchis.
Leave The Door Open. Bruno Mars, Anderson .Paak, Silk Sonic.
MAMMAMIA. Måneskin.
In Da Getto. J Balvin ft. Skrillex.
We're Good. Dua Lipa.
Beautiful Mistakes. Maroon 5 ft Megan Thee Stallion.
Prisoner. Miley Cyrus ft. Dua Lipa.
Good Days. SZA.
Dinero. Trinidad Cardona.
Heartbreak Anniversary. Giveon.
Love Again. Dua Lipa.
Dark Red. Steve Lacy.
Butter. BTS.
Blinding Lights. The Weeknd.
Mood. 24kGoldn ft. iann dior.
Watermelon Sugar. Harry Styles.
Up. Cardi B.
positions. Ariana Grande.
Lemonade. Internet Money ft. Gunna, Don Toliver, NAV.
WITHOUT YOU. The Kid LAROI.
Supalonely. BENEE, Gus Dapperton.
Holy. Justin Bieber ft. Chance the Rapper.
A-O-K. Tai Verdes.
pov. Ariana Grande.
Physical. Dua Lipa.
Say So. Doja Cat. 
Thot Shit. Megan Thee Stallion.
Jalebi Baby. Tesher ft. Jason Derulo.
motive. Ariana Grande ft. Doja Cat.
Ain't Shit. Doja Cat.
Buss It. Erica Banks.
Get Into It (Yuh). Doja Cat.
Cry Baby. Megan Thee Stallion ft. DaBaby.
Dick. StarBoi3 ft. Doja Cat.
Into The Thick of It. The Backyardigans.
Iko Iko (My Bestie). Justin Wellington ft. Small Jam.
WHOLE LOTTA MONEY. Bia ft. Nicki Minaj.
Bills, Bills, Bills. Destiny's Child.
Like I Can. Sam Smith.
GUY.exe. Superfruit.
Have Mercy. Chlöe.
Running Away. VANO 3000, BADBADNOTGOOD, Samuel T. Herring.
Bananza (Belly Dancer). Akon.
my ex's best friend. Machine Gun Kelly ft. blackbear.
WAP. Cardi B ft. Megan Thee Stallion.
Circles. Post Malone.
Man's World. MARINA.
Dress. Charlotte Sands.
MANCHILD. Emily Bear.
Candy. Machine Gun Kelly ft. Trippie Redd.
Maneater. Nelly Furtado.
Mind Over Matter. Anthony Ramos.
She. Dodie.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you: (a) happier or sadder? (b) thinner or fatter? (c) richer or poorer?

(a) Moods are in constant fluctuation but overall, I'd say happier.
(b) What on earth is up with these invasive questions? I gained more weight than I ever have in my life and I'm learning to be okay with it.
(c) I'm only a fraction of a fraction richer than I was, monetarily speaking. With everything else though, I'd say exponentially.

18. What do you wish you had done more of?

I wish for every possible moment with Zoë. I wish I had done some more writing, sleeping, dreaming.

19. What do you wish you had done less of?

Giving people who weren't worth it the time of day. And gosh, I need to spend less time on my phone.

20. How did you spend Christmas?

With my dad, the kitties, and the bros in our tiny apartment in NY. It was the best one we've had in years.

21. Did you fall in love in 2021?

Oh my, did I... She's everything and more.

22. What was your favorite TV program?

Chrisley Knows Best.
One Day At A Time.
New Girl.
Julie & The Phantoms.
Peaky Blinders.
Maid.
Outer Banks.
Next in Fashion.
Sex Education.
Derry Girls.
Dead to Me.
Schitt's Creek.
The Queen's Gambit.
The Great British Baking Show.

23. Do you hate someone now that you didn't hate this time last year?

Usually, I'd say hate is a pretty strong word but honestly I'd go so far as to say yeah. This warrants it.

24. What was the best book you read?

Dear god... did I read a single book this year? Uh... I'll get back to you on that.

25. What was your greatest musical discovery?

RATATOUILLE THE TIKTOK MUSICAL omfg greatest thing ever invented.
Måneskin, sexy beasts that they are.
Barlow&Bear, the talented-beyond-belief duo of my dreams.

26. What did you want and get?

True love <3 Experiences of a lifetime.

27. What did you want and not get?

An apology.

28. What was your favorite film of the year?

I dunno if you noticed but... it's been kinda ~impossible~ to go to the movies as of late so many of these had to wait. Luckily, the internet exists.

Luca.
In the Heights.
Black Widow.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.
Encanto.
Don't Look Up.
The French Dispatch.
tick, tick... BOOM!

I have yet to see:

Spiderman: No Way Home (if anyone spoils this for me, I will personally make sure the rest of your life is filled with tiny innumerable inconveniences)
Being the Ricardos.
Licorice Pizza.
West Side Story.
House of Gucci.
C'mon C'mon.
Spencer.
Old.
Cyrano.
Wolf.
Minari.

29. What is one thing that made your year immeasurably more satisfying?

Look, when I tell you lesbians do it better... they really truly do lmao

30. How would you describe your fashion concept in 2021?

Cottagecore-wannabe/baby-sapphic/yikes-depression.

31. What kept you sane?

Weed lmao kiddinggg (not really) But also my fierce, incomparably loyal friends. And doing theatre. Performing. Singing. Cooking. And knowing how long it would be 'til I could see Zoë again.

32. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?

Doja Cat is just *perfection* Also, Zoë got me hooked on Machine Gun Kelly and I'm not mad about it. And of course, as always, Zendaya and Tom Holland, who will always have my heart.

33. What political issue stirred you the most?

I'm not even gonna go there. I was simply astonished by how blatantly selfish and arrogant some choose to be.

34. Who do you miss?

Titi. Mami. Zoë. A lot of people.

35. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2021.

Sometimes, people you thought loved you will absolutely break your heart. Hard as it might be, it's okay to let them go. Get angry! Anger is powerful and deserves to be felt! You deserve to have people in your life who will see your value and worth no matter what the circumstance and choose you every time. Make no space for nonsense. You are a GIFT—and not one anyone should take for granted.

36. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:

"You've already won me over, in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
And don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it, it's all your fault."

"Head Over Feet" by Alanis Morissette

Hasta la próxima,

Much love xoxo

Maya

Saturday, September 12, 2020

Para Mami

Algo que quice escribir hace mucho. Ya basta de esperar.

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Para Mami

by: Maya I. Wilson Estrella

I can’t seem to write about anyone but you.

Wanting you to love me. Wanting you to care.

Wanting you to treasure me and always be there.

I’ve been so far away. I haven’t left you notes. 

If I had, would you even read what I wrote?

Wanting you to be proud. Wanting to be good.

Wanting to be just as loud and also understood.

Hold my hand, please. It’s been so long.

I don’t know where I’m going, I don’t want to be wrong.

Have I been missed? Do you remember my name?

It’s me, Ma. Did you notice the rain?

It’s your eyes, your smile, your nose.

I’ve still got all my fingers and all of my toes.

Wanting you closer. Wanting to forget.

Wishing I’d called. Wishing you’d fret.

There were nice parts sometimes.

Petting my hair back, temple kisses, applause.

The times I was purer and devoid of flaws.

You read to me, danced with me, I sang in the womb.

Why’d I have to go on and grow up so soon?

Mándame besos, bendiciones, tu fuerza, tu paz.

Muéstrame que yo sí soy capaz.

I’ll miss you for always, I’ll love you forever,

Gracias a Dios our relationship is better.

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Te quiero, Mami.

Hasta la próxima,

Much love xoxo

Maya

Thursday, November 14, 2019

The Longest I've Ever Stayed

I've been meaning to post this for a hella long time but I got caught up in things. oops...

As of last week, it would have been exactly two years since I left Vassar. So, technically speaking, this is the longest I've stayed at college ever. Like ever ever. And I dunno, I'm pretty proud of that :)

We're already more than halfway through the semester so I have quite a bit to catch you up on (I promise I'll try to be as brief as I can possibly stand.)

First, maybe I'll introduce you to some people:

Jessica is my roommate. My crazy, demented, neurotic, hilarious, brilliant, talented, kindhearted roommate. Living with her is such a blessing. I seriously could not pick two more opposite people in terms of interests, but holy shit do our living habits coincide. Some highlights of our roommate arrangement: the time Jessica spent 45 minutes recounting the entire plot of Shrek to us; the time Jessica baked two entire pies from scratch for our fellow group; the time I lit a candle that made our room smell like heaven on earth; the time we taught Garret how to put on a bra; the time Jessica got us both pumpkins and we named them Linus and Jackie (short for Ja-que-line); the time we both got high off of eating too many corn dogs and proceeded to cry-laugh for two straight hours; the time we accidentally almost watched porn in the Deece; the time we got caught up in gang shit; the time we both were avoiding contact with a certain boy; the time JESSICA BROUGHT BACK A RICE COOKER (now we can make rice in our room anytime we want woohoo). Anyway, you get the picture.

Gabby is our student fellow (at Vassar, they're basically our RA's except they can't get us into trouble, they're just there to look out for us and be our mentors and such). Gabby is a riot and a half. Beautiful, hilarious, loving, talented, avocado-bearing mother. She's been such a great help and is always such a joy to see around. Much love mom!!! xoxo

Our hallmates (otherwise known as our fellow group) are Charlotte, Leila, Garret, Miles, Robin, and Sara. Every single one of them is so wonderfully unique and silly in their own way. Jessica and I truly lucked out. These peeps are simply the greatest. (To prove to you how freaking much we love each other, we've decided entirely by our own free will that we want to have group dinners on Saturday nights).

Then we've got our newest Owl babies!!! Our nest was joined this year by Madison (love of my life), Eloise (witty queen), and Cameron (genuine goddess). The three of them have been such a lovely addition to the group and their voices are so gorgeous they make me *cry*

Of course, I've still been seeing a lot of Linnea and Evan though it's almost as if we're living in different hemispheres half the time. Schedules are some total bullshit. (I love that I've become an honorary member of the Beats suite—where Linnea lives with Juliana and Martin—because I get full access to a WHOLE ASS PUPPER AND HAMSTER!)

Speaking of schedules tho, I've had a pretty rad semester. Like, luck doesn't even cut it when it comes to how amazing my schedule turned out. I'm taking all classes I ADORE. Among them, I get to go to the gym and get credit, I get to learn special behind the scenes effects that go into theatre, I get to put on mini play productions every single week, I get to work my ass off learning music theory, and I get to ramble to my heart's content about intersectional feminism in Latin America. I could not be more hecking blessed.

My advisor Maria is in the History department (lmao) but she has been such a great help to me in figuring out what I want to do and which paths I'd like to take. Alongside her, I have to credit MaryJo (the head of the educational opportunity and accessibility office) who kept me from drowning underwater and to my therapist Barbara for keeping me afloat. Without them, I'd be so fucking lost. Like, without a doubt.

Oh! And guess what else? I love my job! For work-study, I work at the local nursery school and it is truly the most fun, rewarding, exhausting job I have ever had. I am so lucky to be there and to be learning from some of the most devoted and brilliant teachers in the school.

I should 100% be asleep right now so I'm gonna try to wrap this up yikes

Overall, I am having one hell of a good time. All the things that could possibly have gone right for me this time, have. I'm not trying to jinx it or anything, but I dunno. This time around feels different. I feel so much more ready for college and everything ahead of me than ever before. I'm excited about what I'm doing, I'm excited about where I'm going. Things are finally looking up. Despite all the difficult things and everyday obstacles, I am finally capable of slaying the hell out of them. Before I know it, it'll be the end of this semester and we'll be reaching into the next one.

And once more, since I should very much be asleep right now, Carpe Noctum.

Hasta la próxima!

Much love xoxo

Maya

Saturday, July 6, 2019

I Am

Hello hi hi hi I literally have two entire blogposts on hold that I started before this one (it has been impossible to come back to writing them for some reason) but the inspiration came to me (probably due to my own delirium) and I couldn't let it go #sorrynotsorry ;)

Anywayyyyy here's the piece I felt overwhelmingly compelled to write.

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I Am
by: Maya I. E. Wilson


I am not beauty, nor elegance, nor grace
Don't you dare speak my name
I am festering wounds
I am tumbling mouths
I am crumbs in the bedsheets, stale gum and plot holes
I am not softly falling rain
I am the hurricane
I am peppered on bruises
I am swollen tonsils and week-old stubble
I am talking hands and chipped nail polish and sand
I am sunburnt ego
I am too-large nose
I am too loud, too short, too proud
I am my mother's mistakes
I am my father's mistakes
I am above my past and I am forever grieving it
I am reaching for fireflies
I am making new histories
I am big, I am love, I am joy
I hold the entire world in my palms
I am the cracks on the sidewalk and the flowers that grow from them
I am freezing cold water and gasps for air
I am yearning for something that might not be there
I am not steady
I am not calm
I am not a product of everything wrong
I am kites flying high and piles of snow
I am not the rehearsal, I am the show
I am tuna melts and Yankee candles and pinky promises
I am tangles of ivy and Newport and clam chowder
I am frigid Novembers and colder Decembers and overweight Vermont turkeys
I am crackling knuckles and future arthritis
I am the dulce de leche my grandparents invited
I am the speeding sailboats and the swaying palm trees off the coast of California
I am the currents flowing through Río Ozama
I am the hymns from churches I've never been to
I am a New York sliced pizza and fights you've never been through
I am too scared of subways, too Hudson River,
too young and still too much of a giver
I am not the national anthem, I am not a prize to be won
I am the children's laughter at recess
I am the view from Pico Duarte
I am the unspoken progress
I am free time on a workday
I am the floors my mother slept on
I am the songs my father sang
I am my brothers' peace of mind
I am the help hotline you rang
I am the dream that never ended, the story always retold
I am terrified of staying, terrified of growing old

I am not fleeting, nor sudden, nor temporary.
I am present, ever constant, ever permanent.
Ever here.
Do not try to perfect me,
I am my own magnum opus.
You do not get to claim me.
I am not yours to be had.
I am mine and mine alone.
You got that?

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So I casually stayed up all night––it's currently 12pm (as in noon) and I have yet to fall asleep :-) I dunno, I felt this urgent call to write. Like, I just had to. It was gonna eat at me otherwise.

Would love to hear your thoughts <3

Hasta la próxima,

Much love xoxo

Maya

P.S.: I'm reading this over right now and I don't know if it's the sleep deprivation but I am absolutely in love with it <3

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Sleepless in Portsmouth

Hello peoples :)

I can't sleep so here we go. A pointless, mind-numbing list of questions none of you needed answers to.

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1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
In St. Benet's, serving my time in study hall -_-
2. Who are you in love with?
CJS, the silly goofball he is. But quite honestly, I am also completely and utterly in love with my best friends.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Not that I know of, although little Maya coulda had real questionable culinary taste back in the day...
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
My water bottle is more of a magenta but sure, let's go with pink.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Uhhhh not really sure...? Must've been close to a month ago, maybe?
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
YES I AM AND THEY'RE FUZZY AND THEY HAVE FOX FACES ON THEM.
7. Does your family have a car worth over $2,000?
I don't know the first thing about cars and I don't pay the least attention to prices and brands.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Um. Well. Ya see. I can't drive, so.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No and that makes me incredibly sad.
10. Are you hot?
Wow. If we're talking temperature right now, I'll go with heck yeah.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
AGUA!!! Gotta keep the bod hydrated, chafeel? ;)
12. What are you wearing right now?
A light blue Henley, my glasses, the Abbey's classic grey sweatpants, and FOX SOCKS!
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
What an interesting question. I'm sure once I learn to drive and yaknow, OWN A CAR, I'll be able to answer that for ya.
14. Last food that you ate?
Girl Scout Thin Mints. Sue me. They're freakin' delicious.
15. Where were you last week at this time?
Exact same spot.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
You think I actually have time to go out shopping? That's cute.
17. When is the last time you ran?
HA. From class to the dining hall. I've got my priorities straight.
18. What’s the last sporting event you watched?
What is a "sports"?
19. What is your favorite animal?
DOLPHINS <3 Although squirrels are seriously up there, the freakin' munchkins they are.
20. Your dream vacation?
A restaurant crawl through Italy.
21. Last person’s house you were in?
Probably Conor's?
22. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Uhhhh well I sprained my groin pretty badly two years ago. It was not a good time.
23. Have you ever been in love?
Yes, sir, I have. It's terrifying and absolutely beautiful at the same time.
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Mami and Papi, mostly. And Suki <3
25. Last play you saw?
The Children's Hour at The Gamm Theatre.
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
You could ask CJS. I honestly have no clue.
27. What are your plans for tonight?
It's Thursday. I'm in bed. It's nearly midnight. What do you think I'm about to do?
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
So uh, the thing is, MySpace can only be found within the ancient fossils of the interwebs. And I am a mere young'un. 
29. Next trip you are going to take?
Shipping up to Boston for Berklee 2k17. Get HYPED!
30. Ever go to camp?
I've gone to several. Most were miserable experiences.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Yes, indeed.
32. What do you want to know about the future?
WHAT KIND OF DOG WILL I HAVE WHEN I'M MARRIED OHMYGOD I NEED TO KNOW
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Not at the moment, no.
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor’s visit?
Probably. My mom kinda takes care of all of that...
35. Where is your best friend?
Scattered around all different parts of the world.
36. How is your best friend?
What does that even mean? They're good, I guess?
37. Do you have a tan?
I'm the lightest Latina you'll ever come across.
38. What are you listening to right now?
The Yoga & Meditation playlist on Spotify.
39. Do you collect anything?
Playbills. I'm a real theatre nerd, I know.
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Mrant Batthews anyone?
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Once again, I DO NOT ADULT YET.
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
I guesso? Not typically, though.
43. What does your last text message say?
"FUCK IT'S OUT" -Claire
44. Do you like hot sauce?
Ew no no no.
45. Last time you took a shower?
Yesterday evening I think?
46. Do you need to do laundry?
Heck yes. I've missed two weeks already; I'm living in a pig sty.
47. What is your heritage?
Dominican-American and proud :)
48. Are you someone’s best friend?
I should hope so.
49. Are you rich?
In many ways, yes. In many other ways, no.
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Tossing and turning because of this wicked head cold that's decided it's never gonna go away.
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There you have it, folks. A pointless post created for the mere intention of keeping me entertained for a brief period of time.
Anyway, I hope you're all feeling healthier than me.
Hasta la próxima,
Much love xoxo
Maya

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

First Day's Work

Inspired by my very first official day of "work."
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First Day's Work
by: Maya Wilson

Stranger danger. Toyota.
Pink blouse. Awkward silence.
Cool music. Panorama.
Motorbikes. Dirt roads.
Creepy stares. Toothy grins.
Introductions. Desk chair.
Bathroom. More stares.
Soccer tournament. Car.
Second stranger danger. Tony.
Ubers. Tomatos. Eggplant.
Medical unit. Ray Bans.
Lay's Potato Chips. Spoons.
Lots of spoons. Babygirl named
Rain. Needles. Shots. Medicine.
Water. Plastic cups. Styrofoam.
Gross. Stacking. Lines. Babies.
French. Fights. Creole. Car rides.
Hard-to-pronounce names.
Sleepy. Bumps. Pain. Salami.
Peanuts. Juice box. Rain storm.
Poetry. Theatre. Ideas. Baby boy.
Soaking wet. Jorgie. Mosquitos.
Malnutrition. Pink computers. Hot water.
Sunglasses. Yellow banana shirt. Braids.
Screaming. Mute girl. Crushes. Bruises.
Butterflies. Naked Barbie dolls. Kites.
Thick thighs. Torn nails. Childish laughter.
Olga. Green eyes. Shut doors. Packing up.
Relief. Goodbyes. See you laters.
Pickup truck.

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Y'all must be thinking "What the hell kind of a random list of words am I seeing here?" and I don't blame you for that. Looking at it now, all these words out of context don't seem to have any meaning, but I can assure you, they do. And that's how my first day at work went. I am beyond exhausted.

Hasta la próxima,

Much love xoxo

Maya

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Nicknames

In case you're wondering, I'm currently sitting criss cross applesauce, barefoot, clad in a shirt I've owned since I was ten years old, glasses on, retainers in, hair up in a bun, and blasting Panic! At The Disco. Not that any of you were wondering... but hey, now you know XD

Just a few hours ago, Fonts was trying to convince me to write about food but unfortunately I'm not a skilled food critic, so sorry to disappoint.

Instead, I'm going to write about a much less interesting topic: all the names I can remember ever being given to me.

Now, I'm just gonna give y'all a heads up, if any of you EVER uses one of the... less than decent names, I will personally make sure none of you gets their Christmas present.

Yes, I am fully aware that it's August.

Brace yourselves.

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  • Maya
  • Maya Isabel
  • Isabel
  • Bells
  • Bella
  • Miss Maya
  • Maya Papaya
  • Meh
  • Señorita
  • Darisita
  • Mayita
  • Mashita
  • La Estrellita
  • Palomita
  • La peca
  • Guapa
  • Monita
  • Chiquitina
  • Princesa
  • Nena
  • Beba
  • Little one
  • Baby sis
  • Little cub
  • Izzy
  • Skittles
  • KitKat
  • Thumper
  • Semilla
  • M
  • Dork
  • Goober
  • Goob
  • Goof
  • Bugger
  • Booger
  • Dingus
  • Goofball
  • Tadpole
  • Minion
  • Nerd
  • Burger Queen
  • Fool
  • Turd
  • E.T.
  • Four-eyes
  • Oscar the Grouch
  • Anita la Huerfanita
  • Dude
  • Bro
  • Man
  • Scout
  • Miss Know-It-All
  • Mona
  • Alice in Wonderland
  • Dorito
  • Beautiful Mosquito-Butterfly
  • Hobo
  • Menor
  • Domestic
  • Hermione Granger
  • Smurf
  • Sandra D.
  • Hobbit
  • Hermit
  • Skunk
  • Shrimp
  • Chimp
  • Cruella DeVil
  • Gordie
  • Sleeping Beauty
  • Hamster
  • Little Woman
  • Caterpillar
  • Bubbles
  • Monkey
  • Twitchy
  • Tiny Tim
  • Short stuff
  • Strawberry Poptart
  • Penguin Child
  • Young Anne Hathaway
  • Boo
  • Kitty-cat
  • Mike Wazowski
  • Dora the Explorer
  • Ladybug
  • The Artful Dodger
  • Nemo
  • Piglet
  • Roo
  • Lilo
  • Sunshine
  • Clifford the Big Red Dog
  • Pixie
  • Fairy
  • Bud
  • Buddy
  • Rachel Berry
  • Mini Me
  • Angelina Ballerina
  • Simba
  • Mouse
  • Minnie Mouse
  • Queen of the Bees
  • Pygmy Puff
  • The Tornado
  • Tiny human
  • Small one
  • Nessie/Lochness Monster
  • Cosette
  • Cindy Lou Who
  • Tiger
  • Firefly
  • Aya
  • Mujer
  • Flaca
  • Phineas
  • Vieja
  • Loca
  • Gringa
  • Pippi Longstocking
  • Woman
  • Miss Mary Mack
  • Loud Mouth
  • Princess and the Pea
  • Mariah Carey
  • Snow White
  • Fresita
  • Strawberry Shortcake
  • Shorty
  • Watson
  • Fruity Patootie
  • Crazy
  • Blanquita 
  • Rubia
  • Ruby
  • Grinch
  • Little Red Riding Hood
  • Peep
  • Elf
  • Dwarf
  • The Little Engine That Could
  • Su Majestad
  • Matilda
  • Heffalump
  • Midget
  • Moño bueno
  • Bug
  • Little Mermaid
  • Tinkerbell
  • Honey bunny
  • Chilindrina
  • Lovebug
  • Kid
  • Kiddo
  • Child
  • Smallish Bear
  • Koda
  • One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater
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In case you didn't notice, insults and Disney seem to be running themes.

Now, I'm not saying I get called ALL of these things on a regular basis, 'cause to be honest, that'd be quite sad XD

A select few of these are what people call me day to day (thank God), but I thought I'd mention all the things I have been called just for shiggles.

Hope y'all enjoyed.

Yes, I'm aware most if not all of these names will be used against me.

Hasta la próxima,

Much love xoxo

Maya