Nicknames

In case you're wondering, I'm currently sitting criss cross applesauce, barefoot, clad in a shirt I've owned since I was ten years old, glasses on, retainers in, hair up in a bun, and blasting Panic! At The Disco. Not that any of you were wondering... but hey, now you know XD

Just a few hours ago, Fonts was trying to convince me to write about food but unfortunately I'm not a skilled food critic, so sorry to disappoint.

Instead, I'm going to write about a much less interesting topic: all the names I can remember ever being given to me.

Now, I'm just gonna give y'all a heads up, if any of you EVER uses one of the... less than decent names, I will personally make sure none of you gets their Christmas present.

Yes, I am fully aware that it's August.

Brace yourselves.

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• Maya
• Maya Isabel
• Isabel
• Bells
• Bella
• Miss Maya
• Maya Papaya
• Meh
• Señorita
• Darisita
• Mayita
• Mashita
• La Estrellita
• Palomita
• La peca
• Guapa
• Monita
• Chiquitina
• Princesa
• Nena
• Beba
• Little one
• Baby sis
• Little cub
• Izzy
• Skittles
• KitKat
• Thumper
• Semilla
• M
• Dork
• Goober
• Goob
• Goof
• Bugger
• Booger
• Dingus
• Goofball
• Tadpole
• Minion
• Nerd
• Burger Queen
• Fool
• Turd
• E.T.
• Four-eyes
• Oscar the Grouch
• Anita la Huerfanita
• Dude
• Bro
• Man
• Scout
• Miss Know-It-All
• Mona
• Alice in Wonderland
• Dorito
• Beautiful Mosquito-Butterfly
• Hobo
• Menor
• Domestic
• Hermione Granger
• Smurf
• Sandra D.
• Hobbit
• Hermit
• Skunk
• Shrimp
• Chimp
• Cruella DeVil
• Gordie
• Sleeping Beauty
• Hamster
• Little Woman
• Caterpillar
• Bubbles
• Monkey
• Twitchy
• Tiny Tim
• Short stuff
• Strawberry Poptart
• Penguin Child
• Young Anne Hathaway
• Boo
• Kitty-cat
• Mike Wazowski
• Dora the Explorer
• Ladybug
• The Artful Dodger
• Nemo
• Piglet
• Roo
• Lilo
• Sunshine
• Clifford the Big Red Dog
• Pixie
• Fairy
• Bud
• Buddy
• Rachel Berry
• Mini Me
• Angelina Ballerina
• Simba
• Mouse
• Minnie Mouse
• Queen of the Bees
• Pygmy Puff
• The Tornado
• Tiny human
• Small one
• Nessie/Lochness Monster
• Cosette
• Cindy Lou Who
• Tiger
• Firefly
• Aya
• Mujer
• Flaca
• Phineas
• Vieja
• Loca
• Gringa
• Pippi Longstocking
• Woman
• Miss Mary Mack
• Loud Mouth
• Princess and the Pea
• Mariah Carey
• Snow White
• Fresita
• Strawberry Shortcake
• Shorty
• Watson
• Fruity Patootie
• Crazy
• Blanquita 
• Rubia
• Ruby
• Grinch
• Little Red Riding Hood
• Peep
• Elf
• Dwarf
• The Little Engine That Could
• Su Majestad
• Matilda
• Heffalump
• Midget
• Moño bueno
• Bug
• Little Mermaid
• Tinkerbell
• Honey bunny
• Chilindrina
• Lovebug
• Kid
• Kiddo
• Child
• Smallish Bear
• Koda
• One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater

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In case you didn't notice, insults and Disney seem to be running themes.

Now, I'm not saying I get called ALL of these things on a regular basis, 'cause to be honest, that'd be quite sad XD

A select few of these are what people call me day to day (thank God), but I thought I'd mention all the things I have been called just for shiggles.

Hope y'all enjoyed.

Yes, I'm aware most if not all of these names will be used against me.

Hasta la próxima,

Much love xoxo

Maya