Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Turkey Day List #1

Whoa okay so it's been a hot minute.

I'd apologize for the long wait but honestly, if you knew the state I was in for the past eleven months, you'd understand.

There's a lot to tell and I dunno if I plan on recounting all of it but I'll fill you guys in with the basics soon.

In the meantime, I absolutely could not miss my annual Thanksgiving posts. It's sort of fitting that my first post in almost a year be on Thanksgiving. Funny how that is.

I don't even know if I remember how to do this thing. Oh whale. Here goes.

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Rhode Island Hospital's Emergency Room: Thanks for making sure I'm still here.

Ariana's sweetener: Major healing vibes. I owe a lot to you.

Piglet the Owl: I haven't been able to sleep a single night without you tucked in my arms.

The Hadestown Soundtrack: Thank you for reminding me that true passion for the arts still exists.

Apple: For teaching me the greatest lesson in patience via useless customer service representatives *insert upside down smiley face emoji*

Dear Evan Hansen: I am glad I exist in the same timeline as you. You move me to my core, you do.

Billie's don't smile at me: You've been my greatest discovery.

20 Beaumont St: For housing some special memories that I'll cherish forever. And for the learning and growing.

Vermont: For always being there. Every time.

Lactose free milk: Bruh, you da realest. fuck lactose intolerance

My phone: You sturdy little fucker. Thanks for stickin with me while I was computerless.

Photoshoots: For the candid smiles and endless laughter.

Sex: Highkey understand the hype now.

Money: Get rekt.

Cannabis: What a time.

Downton Abbey: My dudes, this is the single best thing I look forward to at the end of the day.

My pink sherpa blanket: I'm sorry I don't know how to wash you but I love you so much and will love you 'til you die please don't leave me.

Therapy: I wish I had the power to give everyone access to you.

Savers: I have about a million times more respect for people who work in retail now. Like... Jesus. Y'all really have been to hell and back.

Elections: For allowing me to vote for the very first time! Woot woot!

Marty the Striped Succulent: I only forgot to water you like three times I promise I love you with my whole heart don't die kay thanks.

Frozen dinners: For not letting me and my dad go hungry.

Melman the Decorative Squirrel: I haven't seen you move around the apartment lately, you okay?

Grace & Frankie, the hedgehog dryerballs: Y'all are real homies. Thanks for preventing static from ruining our clothes and such.

Car Karaoke Sessions: Sometimes you just gotta sing it out.

A Star is Born: One of the most moving art pieces I've seen in a long while. Perhaps ever.

100% Fruit Popsicles: You're a poor substitute for ice cream... still heckin' good though.

This Is Us: Ugh why must you chew my heart up and spit it out???

Grace & Frankie, the TV show: Season 4 better come out soon.

Knitting: For giving me a new hobby that not only passes the time but makes other people happy.

Hugs: I wouldn't be here without you.

Community Theatre: For opening my eyes to worlds of possibility.

Winter Season: Though you bring endless sadness to some, you bring infinite joy to me.

Gym: For getting me back on the grind.

Candles: For making everyday life a little sweeter.

Community: I hardly knew I could laugh like that again.

Face masks: You link us all through the power of self-care.

The Great British Baking Show: For reminding me that competitions and success don't always come to the most ruthless. Believe it or not, kindness aids in success.

Snow: Magic does exist.

Linnea's House: You've become another safe haven for me. You can never be replaced.

Astrology: We all need something to believe in, don't we?

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How's that for a comeback?

Hasta la próxima,

Much love xoxo

Maya

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