WOW

Omg guys you're not gonna believe this have you ever been so sad that you forgot it's even a negative emotion and you just start laughing cuz everything feels the same anyways and you can't differentiate feelings because the mothereffing numbness is eating away at your insides like holy jeez Louise guys I am impressed like omg omg I did not think it was possible to be this sad never ever but you know what guys I am this sad except I wouldn't know it if it weren't for the giant globs of tears smacking onto the front of my shirt and I mean no big deal but this is freaking hilarious I cannot believe one singular tiny teeny tiny lil person is capable of so much fucked up shit in the head like holy wow wowie wow wow did I mention that I am impressed because this self-induced concussion is not capable of making it stop like who woulda thought right because cracking your skull open should do the trick but  apparently it just gives you another reason to cry but who cares yo I'm hungry and that's all this is anyway once I eat something all this nonsense will wash away because I said so because I can control my emotions and I have complete and absolute power over them and nobody can tell me otherwise except ha ha joke's on you I just lied and that's not true I actually have zero control over 99% of the shit in my life right now and that feels absolutely fantastic like wow it is so glorious I cannot even describe it to you and on that note I'm going to go hibernate for as long as I can before someone remembers to wake me up.